sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

(Source: sharhk, via svpersaiyan)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

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poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

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tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

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edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen, via tinyhillslargevalleys)

slutstylz:

yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic

(Source: harryedwrads, via svpersaiyan)

officialunitedstates:

when I was 6 years old we were at the train station waiting for the train and I saw a kid a bit older than me go put a penny on a track and then wait for the train to run over it so it got flat and I got jealous and wanted to outdo him so I but a $1 bill on the track.  that was the day I found out paper is already flat

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banafria:

I started needle-felting a birb army

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